Woha, back it up. You’ll get your payment when I get my metrics.

Dear webvertising vendors,

If you’d been reading my awesomely illustrated blog than you’d know that you should make the first thing the last thing. Plain and simple, good relationships are built on value. When I must ask YOU for the metrics of our webvertisement campaign, every month, you are not valuable. Hmmmm, I did take notice though that you’re overly concerned about getting your payments, which have always been on time. You are a money leech. Go sponge somewhere else.